The We are all of Hellbound makasta is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.772 billion Hellbound makastans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The very strong Hellbound makastan economy, worth 443 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,757 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Hellbound makastan emissions at all, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellbound makasta's national animal is the kangaroo.

Hellbound makasta is ranked 58,932^nd in the world and 44^th in Hell for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,333.17 on the Gilded Widget Scale.